Have jury duty? Want to get out of it? This guy has some advice for you.
Here’s a few tips on how to avoid jury duty.
1. Claim involvement in the crime being investigated.
2. Ask a lot of questions involving Jews. You don’t have to be for or against Jews, just appear to be overly concerned about them. How many Jews are involved in this case? Are there going to be any Jews on the jury? Are you Jewish? What about you?
3. Ask the judge if this is one of those cases where you’re allowed to accept bribes.
For the rest of his worldly wisdom, watch the video! And clearly do not ever take his advice in real life.