Road-Runner-Rules
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Rule 1.

The Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going “beep-beep!”

Rule 2.

No outside force can harm the Coyote – only his own ineptitude or the failure of the acme products.

Rule 3.

The Coyote could stop anytime – If he were not a fanatic.

(Repeat: “A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim.” – George Santayana)

Rule 4:

No dialogue ever, except “beep-beep!”

Rule 5:

The Road Runner must stay on the road – Otherwise, logically, he would not be called Road Runner.

Rule 6:

All action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters – The Southwest American Desert.

Rule 7:

All materials, tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the Acme Corporation.

Rule 8:

Whenever possible, make gravity the coyore’s greatest enemy.

Rule 9:

The coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.

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