Some people in this world have far more money than they know what to do with. They’re richer than most people can dream of, which means they get to buy all kinds of ridiculous stuff.
Seeing as they take care of their money the best, it seems nature thinks rich people also most capable of taking care of really expensive things. So if you want to be insanely rich someday, and be surrounded by the coolest things in the world, this motivational series of photos will show you the kind of stuff you can spend your money on.
When you don’t have to worry about living paycheck to paycheck anymore, these 5 things await you.
A Million Dollar Bonsai Tree.
Let’s start with the basics. A 300 year old Bonsai tree that costs $1.3 million. Buy it for no reason other than to look at it. $1.3 million could buy a house, but buying this tree means you’re buying 300 years of someone else’s work. This thing has been watched over and cultivated for more than 300 years. If you could pay someone to create that, you’d only be paying them $4,333 per year, that’s not a bad deal.
And what’s better, this could be the third coolest thing in your backyard if you follow our next suggestions.
Buy This Awesome Pool!
If you have tons of money, you need a hidden pool to protect yourself from all those lawsuits about people “falling in your pool.” With this hidden underground pool the only thing you’ll be able to get sued for is being way too awesome.
Protip: Leave the pool open in the winter to create an ice skating rink.
Once the kids get bored of swimming, send them off to the 2nd coolest thing in your yard.
The Water Fountain Swing Set.
It’s a limitless waste of water, and seems quite dangerous, but this swing set shoots out water while you swing, and that’s pretty awesome.
If you’re rich, this is definitely something you need to buy. Forget those people that don’t have enough to drink on a daily basis, turn this thing on and let your kids have fun for hours. Being rich has its privileges children.
Protip: Add floodlights and fog machine to provide kids with nighttime fun!
If you’ve made it this far you’re clearly an asshole, so go wipe your ass with this next ridiculous product.
Gold Toilet Paper!
Who hasn’t thought about wiping their ass with gold?
This 22 carat gold toilet paper allows you to literally flush money down the drain.
At a cost of $1.3 million, the designer of gold toilet paper says, “This is the most expensive toilet paper roll in the world. A quality 3-ply toilet paper with 22-carat gold through the roll. As you use the toilet paper 22-carat gold flakes will fall onto the floor and your behind, taking you to another level of sophistication.”
After using this your assholes going to know you’re a prick, but everyone else won’t until you step out in public in this next product.
A Hideous Gold Shirt.
Once you’re done wiping with gold, why not wear it? You’re already an asshole, now’s your chance to let the whole world know. Buy this hideous 3kg gold shirt for $250,000 and prove to everyone just how insecure you are.
Protip: Save this shirt for special occasions – like when you want to get robbed.