This is the 8th edition of Jimmy Kimmel’s Mean Tweets featuring Gwyneth Paltrow, Lena Dunham, Gerard Butler, Ty Burrell, Bob Newhart, Britney Spears, Geena Davis, Chris Pratt, Chloe Grace Moretz, Scott Foley, Michael Chiklis, Ted Danson, John Stamos, Lisa Kudrow and Adam Sandler.
Here’s what they had to say.
Gwyneth Paltrow you ugly ass big bird looking bitch, shut the fuck up.
Unpopular opinion: Lena Dunham’s boobs are dog noses.
Does Gerard Butler have a massive student loan or something? Is that why he does all these shit films?
Ty Burrell looks like Jon Hamm if Jon Hamm was a crack addict.
How old is Bob Newhart now, about 120?
I feel like Britney Spears is stalking me on the radio. Quit forcing your suckage on me you tired hag.
Geena Davis is a real man’s man.
Chloe Moretz or whatever her stupid name is looks like my asshole. Seriously, she is not decent looking whatsoever.
Fuck off, Chris Pratt.
I hate that Scandal cast Scott Foley. He is TV poison for one thing, and he is a fucking creep with raper face.
Michael Chiklis looks like a scrotum.
Ted Danson sucks donkey balls.
Guys, John Stamos has a gross belly button.
I hope you all have a great weekend! Except you Lisa Kudrow. Fuck you.
If an alien landed here and demanded a famous person to eat, I’d drive straight to Adam Sandler’s house with a net.
Big thank you to Jimmy Kimmel for continuing to convince celebrities to self deprecate themselves.