CELEBRITIES MEAN TWEETS #8

This is the 8th edition of Jimmy Kimmel’s Mean Tweets featuring Gwyneth Paltrow, Lena Dunham, Gerard Butler, Ty Burrell, Bob Newhart, Britney Spears, Geena Davis, Chris Pratt, Chloe Grace Moretz, Scott Foley, Michael Chiklis, Ted Danson, John Stamos, Lisa Kudrow and Adam Sandler.

Here’s what they had to say.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow you ugly ass big bird looking bitch, shut the fuck up.

Lena Dunham

Unpopular opinion: Lena Dunham’s boobs are dog noses.

Gerard Butler

Does Gerard Butler have a massive student loan or something? Is that why he does all these shit films?

Ty Burrell

Ty Burrell looks like Jon Hamm if Jon Hamm was a crack addict.

Bob Newhart

How old is Bob Newhart now, about 120?

Britney Spears

I feel like Britney Spears is stalking me on the radio. Quit forcing your suckage on me you tired hag.

Geena Davis

Geena Davis is a real man’s man.

Chloe Grace Moretz

Chloe Moretz or whatever her stupid name is looks like my asshole. Seriously, she is not decent looking whatsoever.

Chris Pratt

Fuck off, Chris Pratt.

Scott Foley

I hate that Scandal cast Scott Foley. He is TV poison for one thing, and he is a fucking creep with raper face.

Michael Chiklis

Michael Chiklis looks like a scrotum.

Ted Danson

Ted Danson sucks donkey balls.

John Stamos

Guys, John Stamos has a gross belly button.

Lisa Kudrow

I hope you all have a great weekend! Except you Lisa Kudrow. Fuck you.

Adam Sandler

If an alien landed here and demanded a famous person to eat, I’d drive straight to Adam Sandler’s house with a net.

Big thank you to Jimmy Kimmel for continuing to convince celebrities to self deprecate themselves.

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